i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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