i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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