if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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