I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We are all done wearing pants today
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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