You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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