idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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