after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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