Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so explain again why im purple
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he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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