I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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