I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
