Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Are my feet made of real feet?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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