Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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