Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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