North Korea, Best Korea!
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
