But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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