Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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