maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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