sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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