So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Randomize