we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
