your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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