Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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