remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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