Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I deserve this hangover.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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