ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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