You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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