So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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