You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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