We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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