She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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