Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize