Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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