using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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