I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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