Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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