just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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