Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
It's Friday. Sex?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't think brook has ever known best
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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