She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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