Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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