I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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