: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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