marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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