its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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