Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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