that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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