Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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