It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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