Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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