garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
