you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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