So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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