this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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