Sry I called you an 8
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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