i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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