Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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