i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize