Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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