If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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